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• 2012-05-30

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• 2012-05-23

  whew it’s done~

  Source: malabie

• 2012-05-20

  1. crimsongods: I
  2. crimsongods: I AM SERIOUSLY FLATTENED
  3. crimsongods: FLATTERED
  4. crimsongods: OBRIGADO <3
  5. malabie: I AM SERIOUSLY FLATTENED
  6. crimsongods: SHH
  7. crimsongods: JFHAKLFSAD
  8. crimsongods: but
  9. crimsongods: what's
  10. crimsongods: weird about me :x
  11. crimsongods: i mean, besides the obvious things
  12. malabie: well
  13. malabie: for a start
  14. malabie: I'd say you're pretty seriously flat

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  crimsongods asked: Oohhh boy 7, 17, 46, 71 GO.

  7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny

  well… you. 

  true story.

  17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

  WHO HASN’T, AMIRITE

  I taste like coins (◡‿◡✿) I like my scent better.

  46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

  oh this one’s easy: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*FOOD*~✧』

  especially desserts oh my fuck all sweet and pretty and soft, unnnfffffffff <3

  oh, and water can be pretty sexy too

  71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

  Julius Caesar.

  I saw, I conquered, I came.

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  sexystrifebullshit replied to your post: Hmmmm, 3, 8, 9, 34, 78! :D

  I AGREE WITH THIS SO MUCH OMG MALABIE MARRY ME

  I’m okay with this

  

  BBY LET ME LOVE YOU UNTIL YOUR ASS BURSTS

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  Anonymous asked: 2 and 16

  2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why

  both!

  good because it lasted forever, had multiple rounds, featured a lot of caresses I’m really really into, I really liked the guy, we were totally into it, I was comfortable and happy and able to just not care and enjoy it 100%

  bad because it was breakup sex and he failed to mention this to me, whoops (。・_・。) fml~

  16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you

  uhhm would you believe if I said I’ve never done anything weird?

  I mean, I guess I did some stuff that people in general could consider out of the ordinary (bondage, D/s play, roleplaying, watersports, etc), but I never had a moment where I actually felt weird or grossed out :’D

  I probably sound like a massive kinkster right now, but I haven’t tried a tenth of all the shit that interests me so yeah :x

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  unproductiveairman asked: Hmmmm, 3, 8, 9, 34, 78! :D

  y-you’re really interested in me, oh my! ∑(゜Д゜;) *blushu* k here we go

  3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed
  
  AW SHIT do I have to pick ONE? okay, this doesn’t have much to do with my personal desires, but… 

  

  JUST THINK ABOUT IT RATIONALLY FOR A SECOND OKAY

  He’s not conventionally attractive yet he’s had two ridiculously hot ladies. In both cases, he’s done some really extraordinary shit for them and gave his 110% trying to make them happy, so why would things be any different in the bedroom. When a guy’s really handsome, he tends to just rely on his good looks because he knows the girls will flock to him anyway; a guy like Krillin has to bust his ass trying to get a date, and make sure he does enough to earn her so she’ll feel inclined to stick around. plus you know what they say about short guys and their dicks

  Ladies, give the Krillins in your life a chance. You won’t be disappointed.

  8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]

  oh wow they’re ALL good ways *w* cuffs and such are more comfy, but the rope has a way of making people feel tense and on the edge all the time… not to mention it leaves lovely marks~

  I’m a bit of a clumsy spaz tho, so I’m gonna go with cuffs myself

  9: What is the fastest way to make you horny

  I’m always horny

  seriously though, what turns me on is basically horniness in other people. if you know me and we bang and you’re dtf just friggin shove your hand down my pants when no one’s looking, chances are I’ll play along because WHY THE HELL NOT ʘ‿ʘ being desired by people I like activates my hormones like crazy 

  34: Favorite foreplay activities

  all of them

  but, uh, if I had to choose one

  I really like it when a dude’s about to put it in and decides to be a jackass instead by rubbing his dick all over your ladybits, so you WRITHE AND SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION ALL HELPLESS AND SOAKED AUGH YES

  bonus points if doing this doggy style, but in missionary you can always twist his nipples to make him drop his guard so yeah

  78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

  1. jack off
  2. pee on the walls of my enemies’ houses
  3. red light district/massage parlor
  4. men’s sauna
  5. PENISCOPTER YOLO BITCHES

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  Kinky Questions, go! I'm bored and alone.

  1. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  2. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  3. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  4. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  5. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  6. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  7. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  8. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  9. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  10. 10: Top or bottom?
  11. 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  12. 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  13. 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  14. 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  15. 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  16. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  17. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  18. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  19. 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  20. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  21. 21: How big is too big:
  22. 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  23. 23: Biggest turn on:
  24. 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  25. 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  26. http: //craft-and-destroy.tumblr.com
  27. seems lulzy
  28. do it
  29. 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  30. 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  31. 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  32. 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  33. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  34. 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  35. 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  36. 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  37. 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  38. 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  39. 36: What do you wear to bed?
  40. 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  41. 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  42. 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  43. 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  44. 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  45. 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  46. 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  47. 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  48. 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  49. 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  50. 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  51. 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  52. 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  53. 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  54. 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  55. 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  56. 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  57. 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  58. 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  59. 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  60. 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  61. 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  62. 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  63. 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  64. 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  65. 62: Do you watch porn?
  66. 63: How small is too small?
  67. 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  68. 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  69. 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  70. 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  71. 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  72. 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  73. 70: Booty or Boobs?
  74. 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  75. 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  76. 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  77. 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  78. 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  79. 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  80. 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  81. 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

  Source: myegotisticalindulgences

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  (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*I AM SO DUMB*~✧』

  40 minutes later I realize there’s something wrong with the stream SORRY GUISE

  I can try to fix it I guess but I’m doing some really boring shading now

  plus the lag is so bad I can’t even play any music hguiuhgurhigfuhgdi

  so I dunno

  you know what i’m gonna finish this super fast ‘cause i’ve worked on it long enough and the lag was getting in the way so expect some motherfucking smut later on today

  sorry for being a disappointment, punish me if you must ;-;

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  giving ustream a try

  herp derp how do i streaming

  (NSFW)

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  crimsongods asked: SUCH KAWAII DRAWINGS I CAN'T

  

  btw, your request is being processed

• 2012-05-17

  uh

  I’m drawing a (very) NSFW request for a friend

  and I’m feeling rather lonely

  so stream coming up in 5 to 10 minutes, I guess!

  come keep me company (。・_・。)

  
  apparently, my upload speed is especially shitty today, meaning the procaster keeps crashing on me :c

  so uuuuuuuuuuugh not happening tonight I guess

• 2012-05-14

  

  help

  I should be studying

  but I can’t stop drawing lesbian monster girl porn

  Source: malabie

• 2012-05-07

  

  knucklehead-mcspazatron:

  MY PICTURE FOR MALABIE.

  idk if you can tell that’s supposed to be whipped cream dksjhfkjsladhfs

  
  NSFW.

  there’s

  there’s many many things I could say about this

  but I believe the most appropriate would be

  

  EVERYTHING I LIKE IS IN HERE

  SEXYTIMES

  GORGEOUS GIRLS

  FOOD

  and their FACES JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES and BODY LANGUAGE and AAAAAAAAHHH~ <3

  OMG THANK YOUUUUUUuuuUUuUUUuUUuuUhHHUhuuhUUhUlksjdfkfdlkfj0|*(ADSSJKSJplkdfp-=0f9s *w*

  Source: knucklehead-mcspazatron